Stupid or Wise Waiter

Anyone ever faced a waiter like this? Stupid waiter of all time.

Question: What would you like to have ..Fruit juice, Soda, Tea, Chocolate, Milo, or Coffee? 

Answer: Tea, please.

Question: Ceylon tea, Herbal tea, Bush tea, Honey bush tea, Ice tea or green tea? 
Answer: Ceylon tea

Question: How would you like it? Black or White? 
Answer: White

Question: Milk, Whitener, or Condensed milk ? 
Answer: With milk.

Question: Goat milk, Camel milk or cow milk? 
Answer: With cow milk please.

Question: Milk from Freeze land cow or Afrikaner cow? 
Answer: Um, I’ll take it black.

Question: Would you like it with sweetener, sugar or honey? 
Answer: With sugar.

Question: Beet sugar or cane sugar ? 
Answer: Cane sugar.

Question: White , brown or yellow sugar? 
Answer: Forget about tea just give me a glass of water instead.

Question: Mineral water or still water? 
Answer: Mineral water

Question: Flavoured or non-flavoured? 
Answer: I’ll rather die of thirst. Bye! :@